So we’re in the hospital room, and there’s no wired OR wireless internet access anywhere around. Baby is sleeping, and wife is sorta half-sleeping, half-awake. And I know everyone wants to see a picture of our baby. What to do?

Well, proud to say, I’m now dialed into a free ISP using a data cable and a cell phone, which enables me to be the first to post (albeit slowly) the first picture of Katherine Anne Miller: